go do what you do best...puke behind churches
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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