Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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