We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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