Just mADE A PArabola og urine
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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