I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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