its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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