i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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