I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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