D3 body, D1 cock
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
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