Duck Duck Cougar?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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