K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
This is classic penis vs brain.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
