he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
