Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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