literally had 100 drinks last night.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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