so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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