He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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