but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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