Where is the hickey?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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