This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
