Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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