nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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