Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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