can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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