Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i think i have two assholes
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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