He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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