You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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