he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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