What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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