they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I love you. Go after that dick
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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