He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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