yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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