Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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