jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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