...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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