FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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