I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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