I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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