it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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