the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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