Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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