Sry I called you an 8
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Can i not drive my cunt home
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
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