Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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