so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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