He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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