I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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