Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
