If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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