I need help removing her.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Randomize
