So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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