We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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