So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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