Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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