Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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