All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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