Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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