I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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