so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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