There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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