I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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