I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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