It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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