Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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