He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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